ALERT: New beer warning labels needed!

Okay everybody. I think something has come to my attention that leads me to believe that black box warning labels are needed on all beer bottles, cans, cases, and kegs! The results of a recent study are shocking and in my opinion represent a significant danger to our health, or relationships, and even our very culture! Please review the newspaper clipping below for shocking scientific data regarding beer (you may have to click on the image to see it bigger for reading purposes):

GOTCHA!
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